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About Me Member Pornographic Connoisseur Mike Rotch Herts15/Niger Recent Activity Deviant for 8 Months
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Stolen from Hallcha

Fri Jul 31, 2009, 4:40 PM
[] I am shorter than 5'4. (5'9")
[] I think I'm ugly sometimes. (Me? Ugly? Ha)
[] I have many scars
[x] I tan easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I have/I've had braces.
[] I wear glasses
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercing.
[] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[] I've sworn at my parents.
[] I've run away from home.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school
[x] I have a job
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[] I almost always do my homework. (I try)
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years
[] I failed more than 1 class last year
[] I've stolen something from my job
[] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[] Disney movies still make me cry.
[] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[] I've glued my hand to something.
[] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[x] I've broken a bone (My collar bone)
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
[] I've had measles

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[] I've been to Canada.
[] I've been to Mexico.
[] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[] I've been to Japan.
[] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[] I've been to Europe.
[] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[] I've gotten lost in my city.( the town I live in isn't any more than 1-2 miles so I hope not)
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (Punching counts right?)
[] I've been to a casino. (Las Vegas)
[] I've been skydiving.
[] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x] I've crashed a car.(I just blew the motor while starting it)
[x] I've been skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I've seen the Northern lights.
[] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[] I've ridden in a taxi.
[] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[x] I'm single.
[] I'm in a relationship.
[] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married.
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[] I am a cuddler.
[] I've been kissed in the rain.
[] I've hugged a stranger.
[] I have kissed a stranger

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[] I've cheated on a test.
[] I've run a red light.
[] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[] I regularly drink.
[] I've passed out from drinking.
[] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[] I've smoked weed
[] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[] I've eaten shrooms.
[] I've popped E.
[] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[] I've done hard drugs.
[] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[] I can't swallow pills.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide
[x] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[x] I've seen someone dying.
[] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[x] I've planned my own suicide.
[] I've attempted suicide.
[] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[] I own something from Hot Topic.
[x] I own something from Pac Sun.
[x] I collect comic books.(Used to)
[x] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[] I can sing well.
[] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[] I open up to others easily. (Three can keep a secret if two are dead)
[x] I watch the news.
[] I don't kill bugs.
[] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[] I curse regularly.
[] I sing in the shower.
[] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[] I'm a snob about grammar.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[] I twirl my hair.
[] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I love being neat.
[x] I love Spamming
[] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] I bake well.
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue (Red)
[] I've worn pajamas to school.
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[] I am in love with love.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.(Occasionally)
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. (Woodshop)
[] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[] I love white chocolate
[] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[] I'm good at remembering faces.
[x] I'm good at remembering names.
[] I'm good at remembering dates.
[] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

[x] All of those are answered honestly.

  • Mood: Hump
  • Listening to: Flight of the Conchords
  • Watching: Flight of the Conchords

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  • Current Residence: Nigger's house
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXN (Extra extra nigger)
  • Print preference: Nigger 4000
  • Interests: Niggers
  • Favourite movie: 1 Asian takes 5 Niggers in butt 6
  • Favourite band or musician: Nigger and the Niggers
  • Favourite genre of music: Niggers
  • Favourite artist: Niggers
  • Favourite poet or writer: Umm... Niggers?
  • Favourite photographer: "
  • Favourite style of art: Niggers
  • Operating System: Linux Nigger (tm)
  • MP3 player of choice: iNigger
  • Shell of choice: Do niggers come in shells?
  • Wallpaper of choice: Niggers
  • Skin of choice: Flavored nigger
  • Favourite game: Nigger Beater 3: The Crackers Fight Back
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nigger Station 3
  • Favourite cartoon character: The nigger
  • Personal Quote: "Life is like a retractable pencil, you push to hard and it's gonnna break."
  • Tools of the Trade: My nigger penis

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Woman (noun): The useless skin around the vagina. Commenly found within the kitchen and the bed.
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Hello! Thanx so much for favourite! I hope you won't be disappointed with my new works and I'll see you, your comments and maybe even faves in my gallery again! ^___^

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if those b**ds will go to the light side i'll take the opposite with pleasure
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You should have killed me when you had the chance...
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ok

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Woman (noun): The useless skin around the vagina. Commenly found within the kitchen and the bed.
:iconlycaenops:
I just have to say...


I made it all the way down. :iconicameplz:


Also, lol :icongeorgebushplz:
:iconmebitches:
I didn't understand any of that but ok.

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Woman (noun): The useless skin around the vagina. Commenly found within the kitchen and the bed.
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Lol, sorry, I meant this.
:iconmebitches:
Oh ok. yeah that's pretty scary stuff.

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Woman (noun): The useless skin around the vagina. Commenly found within the kitchen and the bed.
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ok

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Woman (noun): The useless skin around the vagina. Commenly found within the kitchen and the bed.
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What?

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